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People In Wisconsin Do Not Like Jessica Simpson

According to a local WI paper, Jessica Simpson got a lukewarm reception when she performed at a concert this past week.  What did the haters have to say?  Here’s a sample:

“Just because she’s dating Tony Romo it doesn’t make her country. She doesn’t fit in with country, and I’ll have to drink a lot of beer to sit through her concert.”

“She’s an embarrassment to country music.” 

“I just don’t hear the country in her; I don’t hear the twang. She’s not good enough to be here.”

“It’s crap. She doesn’t belong here.”

Jessica’s first attempt at a country album comes out in September.  She’s released one single, and that’s it.  BUT, since she wore cowboy boots and Daisy Dukes, she is CLEARLY COUNTRY.  I don’t know how those mean audience people couldn’t see that. 

My favorite part of the article was when it said, “It didn’t sit well with audience members that Simpson played after a more established country singer, Kellie Pickler.”  Wait.  Kellie Pickler is an ESTABLISHED COUNTRY SINGER?!?!  That’s hilarious.  I’ve never liked country music, and if country music lovers consider Kellie Pickler to be one of their “established singers” that pretty well sums up why.

Jessica apparently could tell that she wasn’t universally adored at the show, so she said, “I don’t know what your perception is of Jessica Simpson or what tabloid you buy, but I just want you to know that I’m just a girl from Texas; I’m just like you. I’m doing what I love and dating a boy.”  

I can’t imagine that sat well with any heterosexual males who may have been in the audience. 

Jessica Simpson Would Like To Show You Her Breasts

This just SCREAMS class, doesn’t it?

Tony Romo probably really enjoys her intellect.

Remember Their Media-Made-Up Break-Up?

Remember when the media broke up Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo a few months back?  I mean EVERY magazine had a story about how broken up they were. 

I don’t know about you guys, but I never bought it for a second.  This is why I will rarely post rumors of a break-up until either a divorce or legal separation has been finalized, or there has been actual blood shed between the two parties, or there are photos of one of them enjoying relations of a sexual nature with someone other than their spouse.  All of this, “A source close to the couple says…” is just BS.

LOOK at Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson.  I am not a fan of either of them, but this is one of the sweetest pictures ever.  Whenever Mr. Mock puts his hands on either side of my face like this, I completely melt.  I know I’m not the only girl out there who melts when guys do this.  Back me up on this, you guys.

Hope You’re Not Too Attached To The Meal You Just Ate

Because it’s possible that Jessica Simpson could suck it right out of your stomach.

Or you might just puke from looking at her “celebrating” her boyfriend Tony Romo’s birthday by licking frosting off of his mouth.

Either way.

Unconditional Love

According to MSNBC, Jessica Simpson has stopped worrying incessantly about her looks because her boyfriend, Tony Romo, prefers a casual look over one that’s “carefully coiffed.”

Which still doesn’t explain this photo.

Hey - You Know How When Couples Have Been Together They Can Sort Of Start To Look Alike?

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I kind of get what Tony Romo is doing with his arms.  I mean, one of them is sort of resting against the other, in order to prop it up right there under his chinny chin chin.  But what the hell is going on with Jessica? It looks like she’s punching herself.