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	<title>The Mock Dock &#187; Tori Spelling</title>
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		<title>Light Up Penis Shotglasses And Drag Shows.  Just Your Average Ordinary Weekend.</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2011/06/11/light-up-penis-shotglasses-and-drag-shows-just-your-average-ordinary-weekend/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jun 2011 19:01:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry that posting&#8217;s slow this weekend, mockdockers.  I was out this morning and then this afternoon I was busy preparing for a bachelorette party that Daisy and I are hosting for Agent J tonight.  Several weeks ago, we made reservations at Talbott Street in downtown Indy, which is a semi-famous gay/dragshow nightclub.  And then just [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
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		<title>Tori McFreakyBoobs Is Pregnant Again</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2011/04/16/tori-mcfreakyboobs-is-pregnant-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Apr 2011 21:09:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tori Spelling and her husband are expecting another baby. I know. I don&#8217;t care either. But an alert and astute mockdocker sent me a recent photo of her, and you guys, her boobs are STILL one of the weirdest set of boobs ever. They are just indescribably unfortunate. Who among you finds Tori Spelling to [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
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		<title>Tori Spelling Can Lift Up An Entire Child By Herself!</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/10/tori-spelling-can-lift-up-an-entire-child-by-herself/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2010/07/10/tori-spelling-can-lift-up-an-entire-child-by-herself/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jul 2010 16:04:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There can&#8217;t be any Actual Muscle left in her body, so you have to admit, that&#8217;s quite a feat.  That chick is nothing but skin and bone. Oh wait. Make that skin, bone and silicone.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Crater-Boobs On Vacation</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/06/11/crater-boobs-on-vacation/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/06/11/crater-boobs-on-vacation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 10:54:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have I mentioned to you all how much Tori Spelling&#8217;s boobs freak me out?  So, this Saturday night, Mr. Mock and I are going out to celebrate my birthday (even though my Actual Birthday isn&#8217;t for a couple weeks yet).  Mr. Mock, without fail, is always gone on my Actual Birthday for work, and this [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>13</slash:comments>
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		<title>Eeew.</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/05/07/eeew-4/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/05/07/eeew-4/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 20:40:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know it&#8217;s mean, but you guys, Tori Spelling is DESPERATELY unattractive.  And I&#8217;m not even just talking about her anorexia.  The hair on her enormous head looks like it was styled with saliva.  Or perhaps the same product used in There&#8217;s Something About Mary.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Tori Spelling: A Gender Mystery</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/02/14/tori-spelling-a-gender-mystery/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/02/14/tori-spelling-a-gender-mystery/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 15:34:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tori Spelling should probably never wear her hair like this again.  She just looks like she&#8217;s auditioning for the remake of Victor, Victoria. Also, when did she lose 80 pounds?  She looks painfully painfully thin.  I think her arms have so little weight to them now that they just probably float up like that all [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>One Of These Things Is Not Like The Others</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/01/30/one-of-these-things-is-not-like-the-other/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/01/30/one-of-these-things-is-not-like-the-other/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2009 02:28:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s pretty sad that the person in this photo who most closely resembles an actual human female is Tori Spelling&#8217;s husband.  Even with the beard, he still looks more naturally feminine than either of those other surgical nightmares.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Ha</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/01/18/ha/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2009/01/18/ha/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 15:31:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You guys, sometimes I mock even when I don&#8217;t MEAN to.  Case in point.  I was on a website and saw this movie poster, but only the top half of it at first until I scrolled down more, and when I saw the top half, I was like, &#8220;Holy crap &#8211; what did Tori Spelling [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Cavernous Boobular Areas Are All The Rage In Hollywood</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/22/cavernous-boobular-areas-are-all-the-rage-in-hollywood/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/08/22/cavernous-boobular-areas-are-all-the-rage-in-hollywood/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:47:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[First it was Tori Spelling and Paula Abdul.  Now it&#8217;s Audrina Patridge, who isn&#8217;t as much a celebrity as she is a total drain on society, but nevertheless, she&#8217;s well-known enough to be mocked.  I am a heterosexual female, but most of you know that I will happily and readily admit when another woman has [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>15</slash:comments>
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		<title>You Know How I Know Tori Spelling&#8217;s Husband Is Gay?</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/06/24/you-know-how-i-know-tori-spellings-husband-is-gay/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/06/24/you-know-how-i-know-tori-spellings-husband-is-gay/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 09:31:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mockarena</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Dean McDermott]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[He&#8217;s wearing MAROON TOENAIL POLISH. And he&#8217;s married to a man.]]></description>
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