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This Makes Me Giggle

 

According to this, the “transsexual community” is all pissed off at Victoria Beckham because she’s a fan of Christian Siriano - who won some TV fashion contest and who also happens to look like a mosquito.

Mosquito-boy is gay.  This isn’t something he even needs to bother to confirm (although he has) - because look at him.  Anyway, he apparently is the person who coined the phrase “hot tranny mess.”  He also reportedly said the following: 

“If you think of heterosexuals, they have white trash women and trailer parks and we have drag queens and trannies.”

This has ENRAGED transsexuals all across the country.  And now, because Victoria Beckham supports Siriano, transsexuals are furious at her too, one of them even saying, “She’d better be looking over her shoulder when she steps out in public from now on.  She might not have to worry about physical attack but boy is she going to be embarrassed when 50 of us turn up at her next public function and tell the world what we think…No one’s designs are going to do anything for an emaciated stick insect with sparrow legs like her. She might as well stick to the kind of ho-bag outfits we usually see her in. Come to think of it, she’d probably fit in quite nicely in a trailer park.”

So here’s what makes me giggle about this whole thing.  It’s the fact that this whole debacle makes it sound like there is some ARMY of transsexuals out there.  Like there are just thousands upon thousands of people who were born feeling like they have the wrong body parts, and they are all collectively furious at Victoria Beckham.  I may be totally wrong about this, but isn’t true transsexual gender identity disorder kinda rare?  Like, if you look at the whole US population, which is about what - 400 million or so - wouldn’t it stand to reason that there is probably only around 15,000 transsexuals TOPS?

Victoria Beckham probably has that many HETEROSEXUAL people mad at her on a daily basis.  It’s kinda dumb to think she really needs to worry about the hot tranny messes being mad at her.

Transsexuals - I totally feel for you.  It would suck to look in the mirror and not feel right about your sexy parts.  But for crying out loud, if you’re considering lopping off a penis or adding a fake one, I’d say you have bigger issues to worry about than what fashion designer Victoria Beckham likes.