People is releasing their $14million spread of Brad and Angelina’s new twins, and THEY LOOK LIKE REGULAR BABIES.
I’m totally loving how on various other celebrity blogs, commenters are saying things like, “What’s the big deal? They look like any other babies” as if they expected something completely new and different. Like, they actually thought these babies would look like superbabies or alienbabies or something. They seem genuinely shocked at the normalness of these babies.
I kind of expected them to look pretty much exactly like they look, which is like babies.
I hate when doctors help super old women have babies. It’s like a total science experiment, and even if the babies are ok, they are totally jipped out of having a mom for a normal amount of time. It’s just mean and totally selfish for super old people to have babies. And there should be laws against doctors facilitating this.
Anyway, another world record has been broken because some SEVENTY YEAR OLD Indian woman just gave birth two twins, who were conceived through in vitro fertilization. And do you want to know why this mother of two (already) and grandmother to five decided she wanted to get pregnant? So she’d finally have a BOY to inherit all of her crap, because apparently girls aren’t worthy enough to be inherit stuff. Except you know where all of her crap went? To the doctor who did the in vitro procedure on her, because in order to pay for it they had to sell everything they owned and spend their life savings.
I would like to go on the record as saying that this woman (who the article described as “frail” - nice!) and her husband are total idiots.
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