According to this, the “transsexual community” is all pissed off at Victoria Beckham because she’s a fan of Christian Siriano - who won some TV fashion contest and who also happens to look like a mosquito.
Mosquito-boy is gay. This isn’t something he even needs to bother to confirm (although he has) - because look at him. Anyway, he apparently is the person who coined the phrase “hot tranny mess.” He also reportedly said the following:
“If you think of heterosexuals, they have white trash women and trailer parks and we have drag queens and trannies.”
This has ENRAGED transsexuals all across the country. And now, because Victoria Beckham supports Siriano, transsexuals are furious at her too, one of them even saying, “She’d better be looking over her shoulder when she steps out in public from now on. She might not have to worry about physical attack but boy is she going to be embarrassed when 50 of us turn up at her next public function and tell the world what we think…No one’s designs are going to do anything for an emaciated stick insect with sparrow legs like her. She might as well stick to the kind of ho-bag outfits we usually see her in. Come to think of it, she’d probably fit in quite nicely in a trailer park.”
So here’s what makes me giggle about this whole thing. It’s the fact that this whole debacle makes it sound like there is some ARMY of transsexuals out there. Like there are just thousands upon thousands of people who were born feeling like they have the wrong body parts, and they are all collectively furious at Victoria Beckham. I may be totally wrong about this, but isn’t true transsexual gender identity disorder kinda rare? Like, if you look at the whole US population, which is about what - 400 million or so - wouldn’t it stand to reason that there is probably only around 15,000 transsexuals TOPS?
Victoria Beckham probably has that many HETEROSEXUAL people mad at her on a daily basis. It’s kinda dumb to think she really needs to worry about the hot tranny messes being mad at her.
Transsexuals - I totally feel for you. It would suck to look in the mirror and not feel right about your sexy parts. But for crying out loud, if you’re considering lopping off a penis or adding a fake one, I’d say you have bigger issues to worry about than what fashion designer Victoria Beckham likes.
Why does he keep insisting on making Victoria Beckham look completely retarded in all of his ads? I mean, yes, of COURSE the clothes are ridiculous. But it’s like he’s purposely got some team of stylists from some reject beauty school doing her makeup and hair for these ads. And he’s saying, “Hey you guys. Let’s make Victoria look pale and terrified and splotchy and totally dead in the eyes in every possible shot. I think that will go over well with the general public.”
Mission accomplished, Marc. Well done.
LOOK at how ferociously mean Victoria Beckham looks in this photo. I mean, normally, she just looks kinda pissed off in photos, but not viciously hatefully mean. She looks like someone just asked her to eat a piece of cake.
Rumor has it that the friendship between Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes (looking like Victoria’s grandmother in this photo) is over, for reasons which include but aren’t limited to:
1. Scientology
2. The fact that Tom is worried about Katie trying to be as skinny as Victoria
3. Katie calling tattoos “tacky” knowing full well that Victoria has a few
4. Scientology
5. Scientology
You know what’s really retarded? Scientology. The only thing that being involved in Scientology says about you is that you are absurdly impressionable and incapable of independent thought. Victoria may be tattooed and skinny, but she doesn’t believe that she was created by Xenu or that her husband is the only one who can help out in a car accident.
Katie: 0
Victoria: 1
These are Victoria Beckham’s new Marc Jacob ads. And they are retarded. I had no idea that Marc Jacob had his own line of dishwashing gloves, but apparently he does, and they apparently make you want to curl up fetal-like and suck your thumb and/or make out with frogs.
I’m not a marketing person, but this seems counterproductive to me.
Victoria Beckham was just photographed for some new ad for some product which I’m in no way interested in, but what struck me instantaneously is that she looks EXACTLY like Bai Ling in the ad. Doesn’t she? And why would she want to do that to herself? What self-respecting person would ever want to resemble that train wreck?
Because they have come out with the Beckham Easter Egg Collection. And yes, they are actually edible.
I would totally snark on this more if it wasn’t for charity, but it turns out it IS for charity, and for kids no less. And even though I know I’m already going to hell, I would at least like a good seat down there. So sorry - no snarking on the Beckham Eggs. Or Beggs, as I affectionately like to refer to them.
What sort of marketing genius are you if you can charge $3600 for a pair of shoes that look like these, and actually get celebrities like Gwyneth Paltrow and Uma Thurman and even my beloved-but-let’s-face-it-ridiculous Victoria Beckham to buy them?
A spokesperson for Antonio Berardi, the “designer” who created these monstrosities, said the following:
“When walking, you have to put your toe rather than your heel down first and you cannot wear them for very long. They are not dangerous because you would have to lean quite far back before you fell over.”
This is what he said about a PAIR OF SHOES. And people are still buying them.
I have decided that I would like to create a new backwards bra. One whose cups end up sitting on your shoulder blades, and then the hook closure is in the front, with just the flimsy straps covering your nipular area. And then I would like Antonio Berardi to do the marketing for this. Because clearly the dude knows how to make money selling completely impractical, uncomfortable, horrific looking products for women.
If anyone had doubts about whether or not celebrities are idiots, look no further than the jokers who bought these stupid shoes.
There is something about Celine Dion which makes me snicker anytime I see a photo of her. She’s just so utterly ridiculous. So imagine my delight at finding this. I had the weirdest thought process when I saw it. At first, I thought wow - there’s something about the way her skinny little chicken neck looks in this picture that makes it seem like if she took her hands away from her chin, her head would roll right onto the ground. And then I thought, if that happened, wouldn’t it be hilarious if it rolled right onto a soccer field, and then David Beckham started kicking it around? And then I thought that maybe Victoria Beckham would yell at him to stop kicking Celine’s head, so that she could get a chance to take that ridiculous African headdress off of it.
Anyway. That’s what I thought when I saw this picture. I’m sure you did too.
Oddly enough, my husband too, wears t-shirts with naked pictures of me on them. So weird!
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