Tag Archive for 'Will Smith'

I Love Will Smith, But…

I am TOTALLY annoyed by the outfits his children are wearing.  His daughter is like, what, 7?  And she’s probably carrying a $1200 purse.

They are a fabulous looking family and I really do genuinely like Will, but I am telling you right now - those kids are going to be total bratty bitches by the time they hit puberty.

Then again, I could just be really really jealous of that $1200 bag, and the fact that a 7 year old can accessorize better than I can.

This Is How You Know You Have Too Much Money

If you are ADDING ON to one of many palacial mansions that you own because you need a separate room specifically for swordfighting, you are stupid-rich.

Crazy Tom Cruise reportedly has built such a room and gets together with his buddies Will Smith and David Beckham for fancy fencing parties.   

I am not making this up.

You know, I would be happy to have new countertops in my kitchen. That’s all I ask.  Meanwhile, Crazy Tom Cruise is building rooms in which he can pretend to be Zorro.

Life is so not fair.

The Secret To Will and Jada’s Success

Celebslam posted this photo of Will and Jada Pinkett Smith’s house today.  And so I think the reason they seem so happily married whenever you see them interviewed or photographed together on the red carpet is that they probably only see each other in interviews or on the red carpet.  There is no way that they can find each other in a house this size.

Not Sure What to Make of This

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I completely adore Will Smith, even more so since seeing him in that completely precious Pursuit of Happyness movie.  But even I can’t come up with a good reason for him to be assuming this position.